Kids: Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking...

By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 13:59 - United States

Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By boobswerehere - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:27

That was his version of "HULK SMASH!".

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Saturday 13 August 2011 12:27

Is that a new fighting attack?

Comments

Furry_dude 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 15:37

Crouching tiger, hidden 12 year old

ilikeemsmall 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 15:37

Wow kids are just miserable! Who would joke about breast cancer?

Denial13 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 15:45

Poof! You have breast cancer

Grown_swag_Flow 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:00

You can take him hes 12 lol

Pslcybn5 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:01

Haha I'm imagining this and laughing out loud!

MommaMuff 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:01

Give him a swift kick to his tiny balls. I doubt you'll have this problem again.

ICIRAZY 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:18

Harsh lol

babytunechi 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:10

lol new attack! needs to be added

Deathhound 27

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:16

Hn, I would have been pretty pissed with him. It does hurt to punch someone on the breast. I learned that in my Teenager years, too. Haha

drloves69 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:35

so I'm guessing your little cousin is Chris Brown's little brother?

LadieyMoonk 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 16:41

kmSl , i lauqhedd

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