By Megara - 15/03/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 211
You deserved it 13 177

Same thing different taste

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Women that can drive a stick is a plus. Was that dirty?

lulu121893 0

I didn't know driving a stick would considered being lesbian...?

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More info needed: Do you have a femullet? Do you wear Birkenstocks? Do you drive a Subaru? Do people confuse you with Peppermint Patty?

lidemocr 0

heyy I drive a Suburu and am a happily married woman! It's brand new though and has a baby seat. also, it doesn't have a single bumper sticker on it ;). okay? wth? peppermint patty?

RedPillSucks 31
ulicksam 0

Not because you can drive a stick but because you think it's a way of emasculating men. Women who hate men like to think anything they can do successfully is sticking it to the guys. In reality, it only shows what a douche you are.

I can't say OP hates men based on this post but I do agree that she's kind of a bitch. Does busting balls make you feel better somehow? At least pick something difficult to be proud about. BTW, none of my lesbian friends can drive manual shift. Driving a stick shift isn't masculine and being masculine doesn't make you a lesbian. You and your dad are idiots.

RedPillSucks 31

Maybe she wasn't doing it on purpose. Some guys just get bent out of shape if a woman can do something that they can't and is in the "guy" domain.

I'd learn how to drive a stick-shift. There's always the chance that that may be the only vehicle you're left with when running from an axe murderer. Props to you.

*looks around cautiously* I'm such a wimp. now I'm scared.

i hope you do not attempt to reproduce or raise an adopted child. especially a male child. replace "lesbian" with "****", and your pops would have been spot on.

For driving a stick? the boys (not men!) in your town aren't emasculated - they're pansies!

******* hell I can't believe the amount of people that don't know how to drive manuals. That should be the only llicense you can go for (but still buy an auto). Excluding disabled etc people (they can go for auto license). It is incredibly easy to drive a manual car I could do it when I was ******* 8 years old.

RedPillSucks 31

Most of the younger people I've seen who can only drive automatics are either from the suburb or the city. People in the rural areas tend to learn on older vehicles with manual transmission. I taught my daughter on a manual cause its harder to talk on the phone or text while driving a manual.

no its still pretty easy to talk and text while driving manual

73, that just means she'll be more likely to crash when she tries it. Now, I've eaten an ice cream cone while driving a manual, and I didn't crash, but I'll bet I would have driven better in an auto.

God, I drive a stick. I must be a lesbian too!!!

leave it to a female from Seattle to completely miss the point while raising the "lesbian" battle banner as if this were the 1960's. cmon now. you should be smarter than this - you live in Seattle (or surrounding areas)!

deep down you must want to be a lesbian.

jablome 6

Good news! There is a test to find out whether or not you are a lesbian. Step 1: Look down at your tongue. Is it in another woman's snatch? if the answer is yes, you are a lesbian. Step 2: See step 1.

Picking_Kuppies 0

Leave it to somebody like #38 to not know what sarcasm is.

janise 2

Maybe I'm missing something but how is it even remotely macho/masculine to know how to drive stick? Gripping a large stick with your hand and moving it around is not what I think of when I think of masculinity...

op was using her skill in driving stick to belittle her male friends due to they're lack of skill in driving stick. op perceived "driving stick" to be a skill men should possess due to having male genitalia. of course, you easily glossed over that.

simply the fact that you drive a stick makes you straight