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By gamergirlfriend - 20/10/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML

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By Marine - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

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By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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By sincerely - 03/06/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Fuckit - 28/05/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Gutted. - 21/03/2009 23:04 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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By Fv-day - 14/02/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

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FrozenSoliid 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 12:29

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.

ybotx 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 12:31

Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.

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kalixzo 11

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:12

Modern Warfare 2 sucks :(

locks_fml 0

Monday 12 April 2010 3:23

I fail to see how that is a fml.

skyttlz 32

Friday 30 April 2010 6:52

my boyfriend and I started dating a day after that 11-11-09 :)

meghaan0 0

Friday 18 June 2010 21:05

actually, it's 11/09/10

rety1 13

Friday 23 July 2010 7:30

just?? ... JUST??? please bitch.. mw2 owns you like a pet

Djmitchell92 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:43

the new one comes out 11-9-1.

Djmitchell92 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:43

the new one comes out 11-9-1.

Kurg 0

Friday 24 September 2010 15:54

so true

claiiire_fml 17

Sunday 26 September 2010 4:04

you blushed? what are you, 12?

simpletruth123 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:34

You people have NO LIFE...

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