Love: Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added...

By gamergirlfriend - 20/10/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML

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Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML

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By Fv-day - 14/02/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

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FrozenSoliid 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 12:29

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.

ybotx 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 12:31

Oh suck it up. Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.

Comments

bucki 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:13

i agree with andromeda. how could you think a future day in time is the day your first date was on. unless she is back from the future.

p8ntbal1er 3

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:17

haha I did the same thing!

conor1423 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 8:50

about every guy who plays video games is waiting till Nov 10. COD MOD 2 will be amazing but probably not as good as u r in bed ;)

lifes_rough 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 17:45

you know 11/10/09 hasnt happened yet right?

Ketsuhime 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 20:00

get over it. The world doesn't revolve around you. Your bf has a life outside of you.

ReecesPieces 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:33

Hey I don't blame him Modern Warfare 2 looks epic.

Stealthx5 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:30

you became a couple in the future?

nc89 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 2:16

ohhhhhhhh this is so something my boyfriend would do too hahaha........

linzee101 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 18:15

thats the exact day of me and my bfs one year anniversary. he is really into call of duty. once i found out that was the new day it comes out i told him and he was like "no! of course we are gonna go out!.... to get the game"

Screwby25 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:23

Wait, so you thought that a future date, was the day you guys had already become a couple??? wat?? Is it already past 11/10/09 where you live? Are you from the future? Whats it like in the future?