By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 01:16 - New Zealand

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
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MeganLovesPandas 5

Never trust a guy on a segway.

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PinkieKeen 20

seems like its time to get back onto the treadmill, OP

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BlowinChronic 18

Or a Segway... If you can't beat em, join em.

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Reaper1984 13

There had to be something there you could've thrown at him to make crash.

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djxerxes9000 18

A tub of yoghurt, a brick, some form of chain, a goat. All good things to throw at a segway rider.

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daydreamer244 13

the crazy ones always ride segways.

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annie_nk 22

I wonder how many eggs he was holding. It's kind of impressive he didn't break them while driving. Still doesn't excuse his jackass behavior.

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perdix 29

What's the matter? Couldn't you make the segue from ducking eggs to giving chase to the egger?

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

No he couldn't because of the pun-demonium from the drive by.

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j_cat187 19

You reeeely need to work on your cardio if you can't catch up to a 6 mph Segway.

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firechicky 12

you really need to work on your ability to google shit. segways go 12mph

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TheIchiban 11

Vroom vroom ************

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GrinchFu1 27

Ain't that the life!?! Cruisin around on a Segway, eggin people. I wouldn't have even gotten mad, jealous maybe, but not mad. That guy has got it made!

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