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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 01:16 - New Zealand

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML

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By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 21:20 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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MeganLovesPandas 5

Saturday 20 April 2013 5:46

Never trust a guy on a segway.

young_weezy_fml 3

Saturday 20 April 2013 5:52

sEGGway ************

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MysteriousX_fml 10

Saturday 20 April 2013 14:26

Most segways can easily go 20mph, fast enough that someone running would have difficulty catching it.

ThreeH3rm 5

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:35

Hey, I don't blame you. Those experienced with segways know how to ride dirty

mimikinsz01 6

Saturday 20 April 2013 17:41

People just dont know how to grow up.

CanadianCutie22 16

Saturday 20 April 2013 21:06

lol now you know for future reference; turn the other way when seeing someone on a Segway

sex_and_drugs 11

Sunday 21 April 2013 2:16

maybe you should try a new thing called exercise

AlexiAwesome 10

Sunday 21 April 2013 6:02

A Segway..... Come on....

journeytotheend 16

Sunday 21 April 2013 6:08

Those things are pretty fast

skulltorn 8

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:03

Do you even lift, bro?

letsgooo_fml 23

Monday 22 April 2013 3:24

YDI because... come on.

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