By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
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cristy91 33

If the guy's on a Segway you could easily run after him and give him a pee-filled taste of his own medicine

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wowthatissad 9

Ugh I work at an outdoor bar and there are so many drunk losers that do the stupidest shit... One guy fell off of our outdoor deck and got up and said, "DAD? where are you?!" even though he was there by himself.

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floon_fml 13

You're a bartender at the age of 15? Interesting..

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NatalieOntheTram 11

She never said she was a bartender, just that she worked at a bar.

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floon_fml 13

My apologies. You are correct. I will rephrase. You work at a bar at the age of 15? Interesting....

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blackwidowtaco 31

She could possibly be a hostess or bus girl.

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Ameel_fml 19

I'm impressed that a drunk person could even balance on a segway, let alone piss while driving one. :O

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martin8337 35

I heard of drive by farting, but drive by pissing, that' s. a new one for me.

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jsc9306 14

How does this happen?

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gallaeo 21

Thought it sounded pretty self explanatory from the FML....

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worldclassrager 39

Well that's probably the last time and the first time that will happen to you...at least I hope so...

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