By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
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cristy91 33

If the guy's on a Segway you could easily run after him and give him a pee-filled taste of his own medicine

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bhou56 7

A segway? If you wanted, you could've easily chased him and returned the favor. However, I'm glad you didn't; it shows that at least some people are mature and classy.

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christian_slate 16

Urinating on a Segway that's moving backward would take some skill, while going forward would be like pissing upstream and drinking downstream.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's what I was thinking

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BobbieH 19

He's on a Segway, why didn't you just move out of range? Its not like he was speeding past and "firing" with a long effective range or velocity. He was crushing by at speed walking pace and pissing; most of the urine probably end up back on him.

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moronic_comments 1

have you ever heard of relative velocity? it's nearly impossible to piss on yourself.

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She_Wolf78 3

You had his DNA genius. Why did you call the cops?

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