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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 02:29 - United States - Hedgesville

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

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By untitledentity - 24/05/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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ActionFearo 39

Monday 17 February 2014 10:01

It'd probably be best if you jumped in after it.

pizzzah 9

Monday 17 February 2014 10:01

how does a bullet even feel like a rock

Comments

Jellybellybeanz 22

Monday 17 February 2014 10:29

Hope you know how to scuba dive!! But seriously OP that sucks....It totally sounds like something I would so though lol

Jellybellybeanz 22

Monday 17 February 2014 10:31

*do

abusch 9

Monday 17 February 2014 10:42

Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet, look before you leap, and dive straight into the deep end..

Witchylady 17

Monday 17 February 2014 10:47

So did you get busted by the teacher ?

letsgooo_fml 23

Monday 17 February 2014 10:51

Sounds like you fired the wrong shot.

zaise_chsa 19

Monday 17 February 2014 10:57

Sounds like you might have to bite the bullet on this one

fleckney26 25

Monday 17 February 2014 16:29

Why are people disliking such phunny jokes?

zaise_chsa 19

Monday 17 February 2014 17:53

I think it's because someone else made the same pun earlier and I didn't see it. Still a damn fine pun.

warsun 27

Monday 17 February 2014 20:46

Aww it's ok. Better luck next time

poncho55 40

Monday 17 February 2014 11:42

YDI, OP. I feel really bad for your teacher. FHL, not yours.

ileenefudge 29

Monday 17 February 2014 20:27

#65 no it isn't just an honest mistake. If OP has been paying attention in the first place, and has not been throwing rocks, that bullet would still be alive today to be passed around to many future classes. Even if OP were to jump in after it there is no guarantee that the bullet would be found.