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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 02:29 - United States - Hedgesville

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2009 12:36 - France

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

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By untitledentity - 24/05/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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By Mr. E - 14/11/2018 17:30

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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ActionFearo 39

Monday 17 February 2014 10:01

It'd probably be best if you jumped in after it.

pizzzah 9

Monday 17 February 2014 10:01

how does a bullet even feel like a rock

Comments

NodakN8V 25

Monday 17 February 2014 15:12

You are a special kind of stupid

Daydreamer4466 6

Monday 17 February 2014 15:17

You go jump in and get it. My have give kidney.

ksks1234 33

Monday 17 February 2014 15:24

Wow OP! For being an eight year old boy, your grammar is amazing. I assume you are an eight year old boy, because you do not have enough self discipline to stop throwing rocks for two seconds to look at a bullet and pass it on.

catella_fml 12

Monday 17 February 2014 15:41

Está en la luna

ksks1234 33

Monday 17 February 2014 21:13

It is on the moon? I don't understand.

robertmil90 10

Monday 17 February 2014 15:47

Sorry to hear that, but you probably should have stopped throwing the rocks when the bullet got to you sorry op, but ydi

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 17 February 2014 16:02

Maybe you should have been paying attention instead of throwing rocks in the pond, especially when your teacher was passing a rare artifact around. YDI all the way.

thenewgirl29 20

Monday 17 February 2014 16:10

I don't know why but this FML really annoys me. You couldn't stop throwing your stupid rocks long enough to pay attention?

threer 30

Monday 17 February 2014 17:55

Agreed. It pisses me off. And so does the inconsistency! He calls it a pond, then a river. Which the **** is it so I can know exactly how ****** you are?!

dachayke 16

Tuesday 18 February 2014 2:39

You definitely live up to your bio, 75.

tj4234 35

Monday 17 February 2014 16:39

I hoe you at least paid back the amount the artefact was worth. These things have incredible value. Paying for it would teach you a life lesson detention never could.