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I can relate to hurting yourself often. I'm really clumsy, I trip and bump myself into things a lot. So much so that when someone asks me how I got a bruise I literally have no idea, having forgotten about the incident already
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Holy you sound like me - I do food prep and slice deli meat and I usually cut myself with a knife or the slicer at least a couple times a week. My boss snorted one day and asked me how Im still alive. Plus Im usually tripping or bumping intonsomething so Im bruised up
Well why don't you just claim disability instead
I was taught in first aid to keep bandaids in my wallet. Over the years it sure came in handy!
Haha I'm the same at my job literally ever time I'm there is hurt myself. I work in a big kitchen. Hope you don't hurt yourself to bad. Best of luck.
Don't feel bad, OP. I'm the same way. I'm very clumsy which leads to lots of injuries work related or not.
Accident proof the place if u can
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How does one manage to hurt themselves everyday, what is your job?