By babydoll - 12/10/2010 09:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 061
You deserved it 8 371

Same thing different taste

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Graawr 7

Hah! now you have a mushroom mark on your skirt or jeans. :D

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Well u will find comfort in the fact that all urine is sterile at least...lol

SugarBaby983 0

How could you not see it was wet? :o And you couldn't smell she pissed herself?

that's hilarious! thank you for making me laugh!

I am amused by mushroom, warm, and wet together

Oh man. That wasn't neccessarly piss. It could have been her leg sweat, if she's fat. Hate it when fat people sweat all over the seat. It almost makes me puke.

People need to know how to spell the word "realize"! And yes I'm a grammer Nazi and I'm proud!

ScrewedUpMess 15

No offence intended #106, but If you were REALLY a grammar Nazi, then you would a) know how to spell the word Grammar and b) realise that some people are ENGLISH and therefore spell realise (and other words) with an "S" instead of a "Z", the way that they were supposed to be seplt.