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Fake. I am undoubtedly fatter than the OP and have never had single heel simply snap, let alone both as the story suggests. The chances of that are incredibly slim, especially on expensive (presumably well-crafted) shoes.
you are undoubtedly the most awesome person commenting on this thread.
would help if people added there weight to these ones and there height. since a girl at 5 10 can be 160 and not be fat or overweight
how did you fit through the door?
Why would you want to buy shoes that are that expensive?!?!?
They're pretty? The craftsmanship is better and the materials will last longer? They fit better? All reasons why people buy expensive shoes. Not to mention some people like to wear their wealth so all the world can see...but that's not the only reason. But if you can't afford them, obviously don't do it.
This is fake, even cheap crap heels wont break together, unless you are for some reason trying to balance completely on the heel (which would be really dumbthen you would only have downward pressure and it would be statistically impossibly for the two to have an identically faulty structural integrity that would cause them to break at the same time (and if one broke first then you would be incredibly idiotic for not taking the other off). Also if you break a heel then nine times out of ten you the heel snaps off as it is a problem with how it is attached to the shoe, which is a pretty easy fix and will cost you about $20 to get repaired by an expert who will be able to make it look like nothing happened (surely if you already spent two paychecks for shoes you can't use then you would be willing to shell out $20 to fix them)
I wouldn't have paid. Those must have been some really crappy heels! Also, the whole "if you break it, you buy it" deal isn't real. They can't make you pay for a broken item (esp. if it was an accident!) after inviting you into their store.
Hey- I'm a fat chick and I look bitchin' in heels. I don't know what you guys are all prattling on about. I gain all my weight in my belly and back and my legs, arms and **** are rocking. I man up and wear a baby doll shirt and still get hit on even though I have a BMI that is very unhealthy. Don't put everyone in one category. Yeah, we know we should be exercising more or eating less... but it doesn't come easily to everyone.
I doubt it. The fat seems to be suffocating the 'modesty' & 'reality' parts of your brain, Krispy Kremer.
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geeze, leave her alone. people can break heels easily without being big. my best friend is 60kg, and really tall, and she broke a pair of heels when we were out the other night. honestly, they can be easy to break, she might not have been a big person. even if she is, some of you arseholes need to shut the **** up, cos theres no way in hell you're perfect, let alone the op. and whats so bad bout trying on something you might not buy? i try on shoes and clothes that are expensive that i dont have an intention of buying, but just want to see what it looks like, and then maybe save up and buy it. plus, two paychecks worth? ever thing maybe she has a part time job whilst at school or uni??! i say complain to the manager, cos that was rude what the girl said. and dw about what some of the idiots on here are saying! :)
Why does the thyroid gland always get mentioned in fat threads? Most people aren't fat because their thyroid doesn't work. They're fat because of unhealthy diet and lifestyle. I'm sorry if you genuinely have a thyroid problem, #92, but just because you have it, it doesn't mean every other fat person does. Mentioning it every time there's a fat thread only helps the fat OP keep blaming their weight issues on something or someone other than themselves.