By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

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Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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isallwaysme 27

Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.

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dzombie 15

I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.

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charvisioku 22

Even if your door doesn't have a lock on it, you could've waited til nobody was in the house O.o

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asylumlane 23

Trying out a vibrator while kids are in the house without locking the door is a bad idea.

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Filia_Palladis 8

I disagree. With that logic, you might as well say it's a bad idea to change clothes when kids are in the house, too. Just teach them to knock.

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Jacksparrow72 21

When will people learn to lock their doors?

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Filia_Palladis 8

Not everyone's lucky enough to have a lock on their bedroom door; no need to be so judgmental. A better question would be "When will people learn to knock?"

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amifaiyaz 12

having trouble figuring out the relation between a vibrator and a virgin...

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iLahYou 7

Is this the same 12-year-old affraid to be preggo from her "imaginary" boyfriend?

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mikeymayhem_87 15

I think that is called fapping and flapping, #66

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