Intimacy: Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old...

By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.

dzombie 15

Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.

Comments

Porcei 18

Friday 5 April 2013 6:27

Either lock the door or place something heavy in front of it next time you decide to **********, silly girl.

Wizzlbang 10

Friday 5 April 2013 6:46

Not everyone has locks, guys. Shouldn't be an excuse, though. My door has no lock an I've NEVER been caught. and I do it with people in the house all the time. And no on knocks. You gotta leave yourself room to abort mission in the blink of an eye when you do that.