By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

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Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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isallwaysme 27

Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.

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dzombie 15

I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.

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Kkkdawg 27

That's an activity for night time or when no ones home.

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perdix 29

You can deny that and say that your boyfriend can't shake it at 60 Hz ;)

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OverFlash 15

Better yet, say that the little sister's boyfriend can't. That'll shut her up.

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MrSassypants 32

#32 It is kind of difficult to ********** while walking. Not impossible.... just difficult.

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Palirose 22

#37 I see that you're speaking from experience.

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mattlw 25

You know she is. I wondered if she even knows what it is to be a virgin, she probably only knows that it is used as an insult, and not what it actually means.

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jem970 19

Did your little sister lose her virginity at 12?! Or possibly before!? Oh my god..... I think I feel sick. That is outrageous. If she was just making a joke then she's an idiot. Being a virgin is something to be proud of. And vibrators and virginity do not correlate at all so don't feel bad OP.

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The_F3rris 11

I knew this one kid who said he lost his virginity at 8. Idk if he was lying or not but thats still so wrong.

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Shenannigoats 16

While I agree that the idea of somebody losing their virginity at/before the age of twelve is a bit wrong, I wouldn't go so far as to say virginity is "something to be proud of". It's not something to be ashamed of, either. It's just.. a thing.

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Brave_L_Toaster 7

Precisely what I was going to say. If you're proud of being a virgin, you're missing out on a lot of fun, but then again, it was pretty disturbing when I was at Latin Convention with a bunch of sex-crazed middle schoolers.

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cryssycakesx3 22

to the sister, she needs a toy for she can't get laid irl. that's how it correlates.

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vbmg152 18

YDI!! I hope she's a virgin at 12.

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MsMourningStar 22

Is she implying that she's not?

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MrSassypants 32

Sometimes you're in hurry and you go to do what you got to do. It also becomes more challenging to do when running, cycling, swimming, and driving. Am I speaking from experience now? N... n... no.... no....

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skyeyez9 24

And you left your door unlocked (or at the very least barricaded the door if there is no lock) because why??

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mattlw 25

It is the thrill of the chance of getting caught in the act that makes it so much more enjoyable.

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