Intimacy: Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old... - FML

By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

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Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton

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Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML

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By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

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Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

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Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

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Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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isallwaysme 27

Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.

dzombie 15

Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.

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lusciousasshair 9

Friday 24 May 2013 7:10

Your sis is a creep

gators1995 30

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:21

You could have waited till it was bed time :p

SixthSinEnvy 39

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:10

There's this little thing that comes standard with doorknobs. It's called locks.

Anikaaaaa 31

Thursday 29 January 2015 17:23

No it really doesn't come standard with doorknobs. I, for example, don't know anyone with a lock on their bedroom door.

Meisliz 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 5:55

kids these days know too much :(

DRAG0NL0RD4 6

Wednesday 11 June 2014 23:52

Did anyone else find it strange that the DAUGHTER called HER MOM a virgin?

Cathrin 26

Thursday 8 January 2015 1:42

It says 12 year old SISTER. Learn to read.

SPN_lover666 27

Friday 24 July 2015 20:50

It says SISTER, not DAUGHTER. Is reading comprehension that hard for you?

SorryForYourLoss 9

Thursday 26 November 2015 3:07

Time to let my inner ass out: dat hoe prolly lost her virginity at the age of 10, dat ****.

ash268 18

Monday 6 March 2017 13:37

Why on earth would you not lock your door and do it under the blanket like a normal person?!

Nico711 17

Wednesday 12 December 2018 14:29

that’s why I lock the ******* DOOR when I **********

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