By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

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Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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isallwaysme 27

Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.

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dzombie 15

I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.

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Cintia07 7

The new saying will be "walk & **********", when talking to coworkers from the fax machine to your desk.

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ni0ve 9

I'm going to invent this device that keeps the door shut n others can't get in. I will call it a "lock"

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archertheo 15

Time to explain to her about self pleasure and how you don't need a man :D But if you want one... ;)

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archertheo 15

What is the most sensitive part of you when you masterbaite? Your ears :)

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aligater10 7

So is your sister a 12 year old ****? if not she shouldn't be saying anything but sorry and closing the door

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hazardmuffin 21

Why not lock the door? If you don't have a lock, why not use a room that does, cover yourself with a blanket or wait til no one is home? YDI for being so careless. At the very least keep your ears open if you don't want to get caught!

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zombieladi 14

its not like its a bad thing if you're a virgin....you could be a *****:

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zombieladi 14

of course there is, just showing the op that there are worse things that you can be called than a virgin

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