Intimacy: Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old...

By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML

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By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML

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By whygod - 12/06/2016 13:45

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.

dzombie 15

Friday 5 April 2013 3:23

I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.

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NP913 4

Saturday 6 April 2013 0:52

OP im more concerned about your sisters reaction. having said that, theres a girl in uk who had a baby at age ten... go figure...

happylawyer 16

Saturday 6 April 2013 3:34

I am totally lost with this one. A map, please! How anyone think that someone is a virgin because she or he is using a vibrator. May be alone, saddly alone, but virgin? Besides, if the vibrator is inside, she may have lost her virginity to an electronic.

captain__jj 5

Saturday 6 April 2013 8:58

You can't lose your virginity to a vibrator. Masturbating =/= losing your virginity, hymen breakage or not (and really your hymen has nothing to do with being a virgin either considering you can break it doing shit like riding a horse).

cjcr15 7

Saturday 6 April 2013 4:44

You wouldn't need that vibrator if you kik me ;). My kik is cjcr15

croxanne_9 3

Saturday 6 April 2013 16:25

Pretty sure you should have locked the door?

adamlawl 6

Saturday 6 April 2013 17:45

Talk about awkward.

divadro102 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 0:30

Kids these days are growing up way too fast. Sexually, not mentally.

anthony99 14

Sunday 7 April 2013 2:03

Back in the day: "I'm saving myself for marriage" Today: "I'm saving myself for when I'm in love" 20 years from now: "I'm saving myself for puberty"

scott82 5

Sunday 7 April 2013 12:33

Maybe you should ask your sister can you sit in on her next sexual experience

Mandie56 4

Monday 8 April 2013 0:07

Your little sister is a little arse. First off, walking in on you was rude. Secondly, calling you a virgin just because you were using a vibrator was a big assumption to make, and thirdly, at twelve years old, she should NOT be thinking that being a virgin is a BAD THING.