By HOe HOe HOe - 02/11/2011 02:36 - United States

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Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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hahachun 4

Yes Santa?!! Hahahahaha

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1JDub 6

Worst **** scene....EVER!!!!

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bachooka 5

Obviously you haven't started watching the really good stuff yet if you think that's the worst **** scene ever...

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rberry88 4

Put medical tape on his scrotum, then get him to spoon you and commence with the junk rattling

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ikickgingers 15

Is it a Red Ryder BB gun??????!??

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Majstr 23

He did it for teh lulz!

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lenardisag 8

If he is male, all you have to do is take off your clothes and he'll be in the mood lol

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Shans021 4

thats hillarious why is this an fml? id love to be with a guy who has a sense of humor and can joke around. fml, this gets accepted whereas ive sent in real fmls and they get rejected.

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