By HOe HOe HOe - 02/11/2011 02:36 - United States

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Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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hahachun 4

Yes Santa?!! Hahahahaha

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kenygompers 17

Nothing says sexy than a fat old white bearded man!

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perdix 29

So, are you his ho ho ho?

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FYLDeep 25

Eh, it seemed to me that he was just reiterating the username. I'm a big fan of perdix, but I feel like he didn't try very hard here.

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Joey44 15

Thank you, #41 - it's just a repeat of the OP's username (which was funny btw).

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perdix 29

Good catch, FYLDeep, but I didn't see the OPs nickname when I wrote the comment.

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RedPillSucks 31

Besides, twinkies are better than hoe hoes

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BogJuan 5

Yeah I think you didn't see the username of the person who posted the FML Perdix. Oh well, you are bound to have a bad one every once in a while.

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youtubetre_fml 14

You've got a funny boyfriend , just a bit immature :)

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1958x 6

I find that to be pretty funny. I'd just brush it off.

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saintaimee 7

Maybe you should lose a bit of weight. lol

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Cassikitty 7

I'd have laughed too. That's the perfect response for somebody who's not in the mood. Be glad your boyfriend's got a sense of humor!

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ikickgingers 15

Is it not normal to have sexual fantasies about Santa? O.o

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RedPillSucks 31

You've been sitting on Santas lap waaaayyy too long.

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iDaniel525 8

Ooo, me next, me next Santa!

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