By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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lizzrd1022 0

hahahahahahahaha; your boyfriend must be hilarious! hahaa.

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thecirclingskies 0

Lol at "trying"

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hollowcore 0

no joke my name is David hahaha though tell him it would have been better if he made the "going into the pipe" noise and went away

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mooshibear140 4

LMFAO. I would have died of laughter, right there.

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