By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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ChChCharlie 10

I agree -they'd be the best couple ever :D But they'd never finish. LMAO

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LikeOhMahGoose 0

xDD That's kind of a mood killer. But also an epic win. I say YDI for not laughing it off and gettin' back to business.

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yeahreally 6

Omfg LOL thats hilarious!

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ArielLane 0

LOL, god this is almost as good as the batman symbol one. xD

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nrg_fml 0

OMG that cracked me up so hard ROFLMAO

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hdavidson93 0

Idk this might just be me but i waould have found that incredibly sexy

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_TheWizard_ 0

wait............... i dont see whats wrong

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HiImAlex 0

you should get a sense of humorrr

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casperbabyy 0

omg i love your bf!!! can i like borrow him for a night????? that's fuc**** E.P.I.C i loved it xD you must be dumb to think that wasn't cute or you didn't laugh :P i would have been like well me-a-Mario get in me :) yummy lol

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