Everyone who thinks this is "Epic" and "full of win" then think about this. Every time you're having sex with this person it turns in to a joke. It's a me, Mario. Would get really old fast. I can almost certainly bet and probably 9 times out of 10 win the fact that all the people who say this is the best and get a sense of humor. A. Never have had sex. B. Treat sex as a joke and don't take it seriously. (These are the idiots who breed more "epic win" children. Who turn around and hate their pathetic loser parents.) C. Will never have sex because they're too busy playing lame video games and cos-playing to ever even see a breast, dick, or pussy that isn't in a video game. Sex is for grown ups. So, in all seriousness I hope you said, "Okay, Mario. Get the hell out and tell David we're done." I feel sorry for you, but maturity is something you need when you're having sex, or one day he'll go, "Oops, I guess a few of my Koopas got loose in your dungeon, Princess Peach." People who say Epic, Win, and Fail are the same ones who say First, and crap like that... All around losers FTL.

bwahahahaha!!! that's freaking hilarious! your bf is a keeper!

This is probably the greatest thing I've heard before. You got to admit, that's hilarious. I would love him forever for that. =)

that is effing amazing [:

Lol 1Up

LOL I'm debating if that was insanely nerdy-cute, or if I would have cried.

Thats ******* halarious, your boyfriend is awsome:)

That is hilarious.. lol.. and pretty lucky actually.

JONEZY!

I think I'm in love with her boyfriend.