By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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brightgreen 0

my boyfriend read this recently and decided to do the same ******* thing --- i promptly dismounted and erupted into like 15 minutes of giggles.....mood-kill but worth it xD

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bribri6 0

LOL! I have a smart ass Hubby that would probably do some shit like this.. I laughed so hard from this I woke up my toddler in the other room o.O but funny

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belovedheartless 0

Omg My ex Bf david did that to me and i was laughing but then i smacked him haha lol

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bassila 0

oh my god! that is amazing! i couldnt even imagine that happening to me i would be laughing so hard

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reddeath_fml 2

Haha thats great. I be your heart skipped a beat when he said 'I'm not david' good humor

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michelle_345 0

Oh god I almost pissed my pants when I read that... that would have totally killed the mood.

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pinkuggs4ever 0

he should marry the girl that screamed STOP. then said HAMMERTIME and got up and danced. while having sex with her boyfriend.

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