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By Nighty-nitrogen - 10/05/2016 00:07 - United States - Hollywood

Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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PANIC

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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Panic!

By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By LostSleep - 24/05/2016 21:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

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Exhausted

By FML - 24/07/2014 15:59 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

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Fear factor

By Anonymous - 04/05/2020 23:00

Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML

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By scared-straight - 27/05/2013 04:05 - United States

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

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Phantomsnake 10

Tuesday 10 May 2016 14:44

In situations like this, if it was someone call the police and do Not wait for a murderer to show up.

bella_nana347 23

Tuesday 10 May 2016 15:13

That's just what they want you to believe.

Comments

ssnow_fml 20

Tuesday 10 May 2016 16:15

Good plan OP. Just lay there and wait for the murderer to show up.

sparky82 11

Tuesday 10 May 2016 16:25

Earthquakes in Florida? Yikes!

Tay33733 12

Monday 16 May 2016 5:23

I was thinking the same thing?

Lizza330 28

Tuesday 10 May 2016 16:28

I didn't know Florida could even get earthquakes.

thunderniron 22

Tuesday 10 May 2016 19:35

Earthquake in Florida? I don't think so...

Suaria 38

Wednesday 11 May 2016 1:48

I think judging by OP's reaction, they have never experienced an earthquake before. So it might be possible for OP to be from Florida. Also Florida has experienced earthquakes, they are just not as frequent as places like the West coast.

buckstop1 37

Wednesday 11 May 2016 23:35

I LIVE in Florida, I'm sure I would've heard something about an earthquake no matter where it was in the state

dspot98 5

Tuesday 10 May 2016 19:35

Some top notch survival instincts here. Falling asleep when you think there might be an intruder in your house.

gadbois30 8

Tuesday 10 May 2016 19:51

An earthquake in florida? Where in Floridian because I'm from Soflo and never heard about this

wonderwoman91 2

Tuesday 10 May 2016 20:03

It has been over 2 years since there was an earthquake with shocks that could be felt in FL.

SneakyDeath 15

Tuesday 10 May 2016 20:05

What would you have done if a murder did end up appearing?

Epikosity 15

Tuesday 10 May 2016 20:09

Earthquakes can be scary. Hope nothings broken OP!

insecurewife07 3

Tuesday 10 May 2016 21:52

A few years ago I was woken up by a small earthquake. It is very disorienting. I thought we were being robbed because of the noise and was considering getting up when I realized my mirror in front of my bed was rocking backing and forth and knew it was a quake. Being in California it didn't take me long to come to that conclusion. I understand the freezing because there have been other times I thought people were in my house and I froze too, fear is a powerful thing.