Health: Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an...

By Anonymous - 21/07/2015 17:50 - India - Bangalore

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

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By Out of Shape - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Egypt

Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML

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Keeping up

By guy - 18/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, lots of guys my age are confident and in the best shape of their life. I've been working out since high-school. However, since I turned 20, my body has become increasingly injury prone on my joints and tendons from wear and tear. I feel like I'm slowly breaking down and I'm only 24. FML

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By LadyJane - 13/01/2017 14:21

Today, I was trying to exercise more, so I went for a walk. I was quickly overtaken by a middle-aged lady with cankles, carrying heavy shopping bags in each hand. I'm 19, skinny, and apparently very unfit. FML

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By Username - 28/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I was in a Zumba class with a young woman in her 20s and an older woman in her 80s. I couldn't keep up with either one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 09:54 - United States

Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

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I have no idea what I'm doing

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 10:00

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML

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Take it easy

By Endrit Begolli - 27/06/2023 00:02 - Albania

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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By shadowsonicstar - 14/01/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML

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Futacy 29

Wednesday 22 July 2015 0:43

The fact that you're even trying to exercise already puts you ahead of most people.

jakers8424 18

Wednesday 22 July 2015 0:40

That's because you have to wait until you're 50 in order to do it.

Comments

sbeilin 13

Wednesday 22 July 2015 18:42

Don't get discouraged, your body will get used to exercise soon enough!

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 22 July 2015 19:50

Gotta start somewhere.

Siddley 2

Wednesday 22 July 2015 19:51

Better now then never

DianeDecay14 10

Wednesday 22 July 2015 20:04

everyone has to start somewhere, dont let it discourage you and push to finish it next time

elizacandle 29

Wednesday 22 July 2015 20:48

don't sweat it, figuratively &)

jediemma 9

Wednesday 22 July 2015 22:37

I've been there! I tried to do the 30 Day Shred dvd, around 4 minutes in I gave myself a nosebleed.

shartmydarts 8

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:06

Fat people, unite!

wsj93 6

Thursday 23 July 2015 6:46

Stop being lazy and go more often. Your never gonna get better by not going.

EgyptPride 17

Sunday 26 July 2015 17:40

You need to level up to level 50 first.

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Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML

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