By Why Me - 12/08/2015 13:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
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hussamhasi 22

U still have a nice ass take it as compliment

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1dvs_bstd 41

So you've got a nice kaboose, what's the big deal? Are we supposed to only worship women asses? Stop the double standards, people!

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scarlett3diaz 24

Haha nothing wrong with a man with an ass !

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ColdRoxas 18

Embrace it my friend it's your natural gift

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Enslaved 36

"Ohh, look at the buns on that one." "Yeah. He must work out."

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itsalanis 25

One of my favorite lines from that movie. Haha, I commend you.

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hoosiergirl94 31

You're a pretty man with a nice ass. So that's a good thing

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Ichiya 29

Criminals deserve a chance at some nice ass too.

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MdMan2 23

At least you have a nice ass :)

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corky1992 33

I'm sure it was more embarrassing for the other guy lol.

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mergeterge 24

Well that's his fault for thinking catcalling is okay. Maybe he won't do i anymore! Let's hope...

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Mobetta_2300 22

I mean uhh, atleast one of your nether regions are big, right? sorry op

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pokemyeyes 23

Lol you stole this from fouseytube nice try though

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inolongercare 19

At least you have a "fat ass". Which I THINK is a complement

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