By Why Me - 12/08/2015 13:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
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hussamhasi 22

U still have a nice ass take it as compliment

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1dvs_bstd 41

So you've got a nice kaboose, what's the big deal? Are we supposed to only worship women asses? Stop the double standards, people!

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arrowgold 19

Lol that reminds me of that YouTube videos where they have guys with big butts bend down while people pass by.

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ColdRoxas 18

I seen those lol but it always end up being funny and the person pulling the prank to get into fight lol

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holaitsdez 12

Girls always like a guy with a great ass, take it as a compliment ;D

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Vlen_fml 20

ya know now that i think about it, i've never seen a woman filling the machines, like, ever. i'm not saying a woman can't do it, but they just don't really do it.

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iwadasn 32

Now that I think about it, I've never seen anyone fill the machines. It's like it's done by ninjas in the middle of the night.

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mezochan 29

I used to fill the pop machines at my old job every time we got a shipment. In the middle of the night, of course. I'm obviously a ninja.

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Mons_fml 27

At least you're a man with a bomb ass booty.

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lonewolf2188 5

lol this would be a hilarious illustration fml

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Elban 20

Compared to a lot of fmls, if that's the worst that happens you're still having a pretty good day sir!

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dietcoke09 25

Ain't nothing wrong with a lil booty on a dudey

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greeneyedx 23

Your comment should be at the top lmao

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