By Why Me - 12/08/2015 13:50 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
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hussamhasi 22

U still have a nice ass take it as compliment

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1dvs_bstd 41

So you've got a nice kaboose, what's the big deal? Are we supposed to only worship women asses? Stop the double standards, people!

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ILikeKoalas 24

How would "fat ass" ever be a compliment to a woman?

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jonjonguapito 15

youre the skinny one, aint ya? we men want something soft and round and bouncy things around our women's curves

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juturnaamo 29

It means shapely. I hear it used as a compliment among African Americans more than European Americans.

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mergeterge 24

Catcalls aren't really compliments, so...

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Twisted_Killjoy 23

I read 'cokes' as 'cocks' oh god

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dontworry603 4

Today at the movies I yelled "damn girl that's a nice ass!" at an employee. Turns out she was a dude. FML.

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Roxas_hearts 27

Some women actually like a man with an ass

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tataaaaa 7

The person who said that are trying to publish his story too (his version ) . Just read it on the Mod ?

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tataaaaa 7

The person who said that are trying to publish his story too ( his version ). Just read it on the Moderation . lol

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TDKopecki 16

Nice dude, all those squats are finally paying off.

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corky1992 33

Anyone ever read through the moderation FMLs? Just read one that I am pretty sure was submitted by the guy who complimented on this guy's ass. Hahaha.

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