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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

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Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
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seppi24 1

say His ex Sent you a Picture of His Penis and thats Why you laughed

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Blacksxe 1

Just say you're laughing at the fact your roommate is jealous of your size.

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maskedman 9

He probably thought your penis was small because when you peed it all got on your balls. All of it.

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Matt_Lord_Of_The 3

sounds like you are trying too hard to be funny..

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dantee2005 33

Lol U seem to have some experience

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mistersheezy 7

Hey there little fella!

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perdix 29

Did you say that your dick is so small that even YOU laugh when you see it? I think you'd better stick to reading the FMLs, and leave the writing to those who can express themselves in English and have non-comical penises.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Someone clearly has never met perdix before to understand his sarcasm...

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perdix 29

No, it clearly says the OP laughs at his own miniscule, shrunken penis every time he sees it. I'm not dumb. I'm careful.

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perdix 29

OK, I think I've got it. The roommate is going around telling everybody, "My roommate's penis is so small (How small is it?) . . . It's so small that even HE laughs at it every time he looks at it." See how punctuation makes the difference?

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muzy 23

You should have stood your ground OP I mean come on, what's the worst that could have happen apart from having your face rearranged for being a twat ?

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JinxosGirl87 0

Say that his love interest accidently texted you a naked pic of herself and you thought her small **** were hilarious.

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rattusrattus 18

Small **** are AWESOME and sexy. Seriously. Bring me another small-breasted beauty, a riding crop, a dolphin-inspired double-headed ***** and a bottle of Buck's Fizz. Make sure she likes Jaws.

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tona01 16

I don't understand why people love those giant ones, i don't like fake things, i prefer a girl that is all natural and happy with it.

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MaryPoppins88 14

Bahahaha that's hilarious! On the bright side now you have a FML

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Hilarious, but your roomie sucks ass. I just dont understand why people are so judgemental over how small your dick is....

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