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By FishStampede - 16/05/2009 12:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 04:58

Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML

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By steph - 20/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

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By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By taylortotscx - 27/05/2012 17:15 - United States - Ocala

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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Saturday 16 May 2009 16:17

Hey, I'm an American too. I thoughtfully admit we are pretty damn stupid sometimes.

loveyababe 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 16:07

smooth! hahahaha at least they breezed by quickly.

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RedStook 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:10

At least you didn't spook the horses. You'd have bucking broncos stampeding through the woods and unhorsed riders looking to you for an explanation.

Cheyyyy 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:21

#5 - Fail. God loves everyone [: Yeaah. Just had to make that point *laughs*

pernicious_pink 12

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:16

LOL! Oops! Embarrassing for you. Lucky for them? ;-)

maggie_gxx 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:44

you all take the fmls so seriously... gosh its FUNNY. no need to hate.

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:25

HAHA, dangerous person.

Trooth 13

Sunday 17 May 2009 7:16

how can they just close a bathroom at a national park?! That's just asking people to pee in the woods.

stephane_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 8:13

do you atleast have a decent body???

pikachu_01 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:10

Lol #34 #40, how do you know the OP drove to the park? Maybe she didn't bring her car...? Don't assume...

BB_baby 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:16

damn so what? be proud of your body! not ashamed!

Jack_4194 1

Monday 18 May 2009 19:37

How could you not realize that trails are traveled? Clearly if you wanted privacy you should've left the trail.

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Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML

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