Miscellaneous: Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep...

By mom - 06/12/2012 19:23 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML

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By management - 21/02/2014 02:31 - United States

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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Teamwork

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 05:01

Today, my newborn daughter has kept me up all day and all night for the past few days. Usually my husband sleeps. I finally cracked and yelled for his help, only for him to scream at me that he needs sleep and gives her to me anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2022 10:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was having trouble sleeping due to jet lag. I was finally sleepy and looking forward to a decent night of rest when my 4 year-old woke up and refused to stay in his room or try to rest. The next two hours involved him shouting at me, kicking me, and crying because he wanted Daddy, who is on a business trip. FML

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Today, on The Love Boat…

By Nicky - 21/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Farmington

Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML

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Compassion

By Anemity_is_my_name - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I'm exhausted and sore from a long night of pulling semis out of the snow. My wife is pissed because I want to sleep, instead of be with her. Every time I drift off, she starts doing things like loudly unloading the dishwasher or standing by our bedroom door talking loudly on the phone. FML

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Clomping hell

By Anonymous - 25/04/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, one of my roommates bought new cowboy boots. He insists on wearing them indoors. Every morning he paces up and down the linoleum areas of the apartment with the boots on until he absolutely has to go to work, waking us up with the clomping noises. I and my other roommate work night and graveyard shifts. FML

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By lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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keverdeen 14

Friday 7 December 2012 3:06

Monster in law....

godhelpusall111 12

Friday 7 December 2012 3:05

What the hell did you do that for?

Comments

skulltorn 8

Friday 7 December 2012 6:21

37- I know this sounds like an oxymoron , but some of the best parents can be ******* horrible inlaws =/

Isa_fml 20

Friday 7 December 2012 6:25

You are an asshole.

Allyzabell 5

Friday 7 December 2012 6:32

I'm so sorry for this OP, but that was a Bitch move. I would of kicked you right out of my house.

rebelliousshroom 12

Friday 7 December 2012 6:37

Holy shit, what en extremely obnoxious thing to do. It wasn't your business whatever the circumstances, but you could have done even more damage than you did. For all you knew, he could have had insomnia, and this could have been the first sleep he got in days. If that were the case, he might not have been able to go to sleep again for another day and night after your little moralizing-stunt.

xrudeboyrock 29

Friday 7 December 2012 6:42

sooo... you're an asshole. a) you didn't inquire as to why he was still sleeping b) you didn't even know what he did for a living Yeah, YDI.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 7 December 2012 6:47

Know your place in your daughter's house. And even if he wasn't working a 14 hour shift it's still none of your business. It would be between your daughter and him.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 7 December 2012 6:52

Wow. You should have never done that. It displays how childish one can be. Next time let the man sleep!!

bryan788 29

Friday 7 December 2012 6:59

I hope he hit you right between the eyes. Non of your business what a grown man does

Sir_Swaggington 6

Friday 7 December 2012 6:59

Stupid, stupid bitch. I hope OP was hurt by the shoe.

myeviltwin 20

Friday 7 December 2012 7:00

Didn't have time to read all of the comments, so this may be a repeat. But seriously you f-ing deserved it for assuming that he was a bum and not a hard working man who happened to work an odd shift. Not everyone works 1st shift.