Intimacy: Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse....

By WorstLifeEver - 25/06/2010 00:45 - United States

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By asdffhhjk - 15/05/2013 08:08 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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Nena713 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:22

What an ass.

kidsanchez1 4

Friday 25 June 2010 9:32

I'm sorry I was dared to do it

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OwNowBrownCow 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:37

sexual harrassment panda

xiwantitallx 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:38

YDI for not finding it entertaining OP

xiwantitallx 0

Friday 25 June 2010 22:49

OP = original poster

te_amo_ily 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:40

what the **** is an OP. ???

OwNowBrownCow 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:45

over-exposed pedophile

My_Deathbed 0

Friday 25 June 2010 10:15

hahahahaha :P

aardvarkish 16

Friday 25 June 2010 12:33

Ocean Pacific

superbadd 0

Friday 25 June 2010 12:52

omnish polka, oreo poptarts, offended prostitutes, only pickles, ogre palm, and lots more

Stevefett 0

Friday 25 June 2010 19:24

55- Blazin' hottie!!

gasbreakdipdip 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 8:05

orange poop

FFML_314 11

Friday 25 June 2010 9:41

Original poster

the_Flirt 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:41

the person who made the fml

LoLaCullen21 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:47

what an asshole!

blue_eyes4602 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:51

Sorry op, this guy was probably a little tennage jerk. He probably doesn't actually get any girls because if he did he wouldn't act like that.

Duckiie90 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:54

lol too freaking funny!!

xGet_Over_It 0

Friday 25 June 2010 14:57

girl, ain't nobody wanna see your muffin top. put a loose shirt on.

oogyboogy 6

Friday 25 June 2010 16:10

191 your a dick, not all girls are super model skinny... (I think your sexy)

TheEpicFoo 0

Friday 25 June 2010 17:58

you obviously don't know what a muffin top is.

Duckiie90 0

Friday 25 June 2010 19:13

lol 191 I don't think I asked for ur opinion but thanks!;)Lol and why are u talking??you don't even have a pic up!!Thanks 209!;)

melooveyouu 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:59

how old are you ?

aiden2976 0

Friday 25 June 2010 10:05

should of ran after him and tackled him to the ground then rape that mofo with yo dick:D

OwNowBrownCow 0

Friday 25 June 2010 10:08

then op would get squirrel aids

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