By WorstLifeEver - 25/06/2010 00:45 - United States

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Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML
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kidsanchez1 4

I'm sorry I was dared to do it

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sexirene 0

that sucks that kinda happened to me before I was waiting to get a smoothie and my bf was infront of me a guy walked by and grabbed my ass

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dancerhottie 0

haha take it as a comliment!, he chose u over prolly alot if other girls in the place(;

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RedPillSucks 31

How's sexual assault a compliment?

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justj2010 0

lame. at least u won't feel bad when something similar happens to you. give him a thank you card, why don't you?

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FFML_314 11

I was just going to say that Raleigh :P

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ban_anaa 0

hahaha XD but hey it could have been worse, he could of pulled your pants/skirt/shorts down and then stole your purse!

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Mikeymikey 4

waaaf waaaf wafff waaaaf!!!! wooof wooof naaaarf!!!

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OwNowBrownCow 0

those are some words of wisdom right there

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Mikeymikey 4

Translation = ahahaha ahahahah ahahahhaa ahaha lol lol sucks to be you :D

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Sorry, Anna. :P Rose your sister sounds kinky.

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mimimonster 0

hahahah I wish I was there

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fmlsoobad 0

ha it's like a cuple minutes later yu see a wet spot on yur but ha

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pingpongpickle 8

hahah I can't understand either of you

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pingpongpickle 8

uni?? what language are you speaking?

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pingpongpickle 8

yeah guys , keep your eyes open while you're typing

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My_Deathbed 0

sum ppl just do that to shorten words!!!!! i culd spell correctly if i wanted to!

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OwNowBrownCow 0

I culod aslo srcmlbae wrdos auornd and you wuold slitl be albe to raed tihs

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pingpongpickle 8

uni..you have way too much time on your hands. (:

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OwNowBrownCow 0

it's 1:30 in the morning. what else is there to do?

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pingpongpickle 8

true..well I'm vacuuming hahah. nobody in my house sleeps

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OwNowBrownCow 0

o wow. I am the only one awake in my family.

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pingpongpickle 8

I'm gona be up alll night..tomorrow is like the only day I don't have to be up at 7 :/

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OwNowBrownCow 0

dang. I try to pull all-nighters but I usually fall asleep around 2:30

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pingpongpickle 8

ahahh loser. jkk

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OwNowBrownCow 0

haha. I've slept in everyday this summer

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pingpongpickle 8

you're luckyy, I had to get up at 6 today just to go to the dentist. hahah

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pingpongpickle 8

yess. otherwise I've had cheer or skating at 7

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OwNowBrownCow 0

that still sucks. the only thing I've done is baseball every day but that was at night

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kybabyy 4

So don't bend over in public. Aren't mothers supposed to teach this stuff?

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Well how was she supposed to pick up her purse then if she can't bend over? :|

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kybabyy 4

You just bend your knees and pick it up! Most girls (with any common sense) know that it's not a bright idea bend over and draw attention to your ass. It's like a flashing neon sign that you welcome creepers.

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Raleigh_bruh 7

I see :o Thank you for educating me.

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the_Flirt 0

reminds of American wedding

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