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By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Big one

By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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By minustoenail - 12/10/2012 05:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 04:00

Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML

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brandy18 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:03

fail for OPs boobs being so small that the door could hit her and give her a third boob

Dismissal 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:03

You must have tiny boobs.

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Olympian94 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:08

You're perverted. This is why the Internet sucks...so many kids attempting to take advantage of being "funny". Well guess what? It isn't. Try saying that to some girl in the real world, kid.

Olympian94 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:10

Commented to #66 btw.

JMWHS 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:20

my college roommate actually did have three nipples. they often used it as a conversation starter which was hilarious.

metalr82 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:22

yikes are your boobs that small

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:36

Excuse me! Barbecue ******* sound delicious :D I'm not shallow to say that to a real girl. And if you don't like the internet, don't use it.

samuelmartin 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:38

threesome titty sex!

bri008 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:53

shouldve been more careful

Giorgio272 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:55

firsty you have small boobs. secondly combine all 3 boobs into a super boob. not like it will help you much. but hey baby I love my petite women.

Kurai_tenshi 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:04

you have small boobs, the bump is super big, or you wear really tight shirts...

samantha_durano 6

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:25

that's one big bump then. or, your tit-less like me:D hahah.

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