By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 05:31 - Canada

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Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML
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jazzy21 0

You should've said yes, stood just out of arm-length and get the old man to take steps towards the other side of the street! Win-win scenario :P

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AjaxF 0

Well, did you help him cross the street?

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AMagicalLeoplura 0

every guy touches **** sometime in his life, some later than others

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15thPrestige 0

He's a smart man.

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reider69 0

that right there is why I can't wait to get old!! give that man a prize... or a lap dance!

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Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0

I'll forgive you for that cause your canadian haha <3

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Sammara 0

YDI for assuming he needs help crossing the street. My grandparents (who are all in their 80's or nearly so) would have all been offended.

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Mezza_fml 0

I'm sorry, did you just say she deserved it for being kind?

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momony_fml 0

them old ***** can get away with anything. if he had been 45, you would've busted his chops. he's an old geezer, that got to rub your funbags!!!

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

seems like a nice dude

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