Intimacy: Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 05:31 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By sammy18f - 24/02/2015 03:46 - United States - Brentwood

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 16:16 - United States - Smyrna

Today, while jogging in the park, a confused elderly gentleman asked me for directions, so I told him how to get to where he needed to go. He paused for a long moment, then asked me if he could eat me out. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By mjperfetti84 - 22/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

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By pussystroker - 19/11/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted, "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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jazzy21 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:13

You should've said yes, stood just out of arm-length and get the old man to take steps towards the other side of the street! Win-win scenario :P

AjaxF 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:11

Well, did you help him cross the street?

Comments

Yes_I_Own_It 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:52

ha! old people get away with anything. I bet there is a part of you that actually thought about letting him do it:) am I right? yeah.. I'm right

therealsuperman 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:52

I don't understand how old people ever need help crossing the street. They're already walking, is moving your legs more difficult when traversing between two streets?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:16

Some people might take 30 seconds to cross the street and the light might only stay green for 20 seconds, so they may need help to cross faster.

2O12 6

Tuesday 28 February 2012 6:41

The road is obviously more dangerous than the footpath. Once you're that age you'd be thankful, derp.

DrummerBoy21 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:01

Ever notice how when there is an FML about old people it's ALWAYS about a Old Man being a pervert to a girl?

Winter3ice 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:45

That's because if an old lady says something perverted to a guy they get some kind of sick ego boost out of it anyway lol When a guy gets hit on he almost NEVER says "FML" it's usually more like "Awesome" I don't know why chicks are the only ones to get their panties in a bunch hahaha

tesuan 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 23:40

Because only chicks wear panties...?

leprecon0 13

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:01

hows this an fml??

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:04

I can't wait till I'm old and can get away with saying this stuff. when I say it now I either get slapped or kneed in the nuts.

Winter3ice 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 13:40

HAHAHA I wonder if there are as many perverted old men in other countries as there are in Canada. I work in customer service and I have to deal with old guys being pervs all the freakin time. There's just no being nice to people without being hit on any more lol (to be fair old women are just as bad here....I swear some of the things I've heard them say to my male co-workers made ME freakin blush)