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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:21 - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By mudafkrmas - 18/09/2009 04:14 - Canada

Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML

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By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

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AllyB 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:24

... so if you walk down this street everyday, why didn't you know about the pole?

R_Wing 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:19

If he didn't immediatly offer help while laughing a little, you probably shouldn't bother anyways.

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klassic09 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:08

well, maybe the guy was so cute, she was distracted. I could totally see that happening to me. haha Well, I hope you're ok. That sounds painful.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:33

...wouldn't you have been able to see how far ahead this pole was in front of you so you could realign yourself? I mean, you were able to notice a guy across the street so obviously you can see more than a foot in front of you. Or were you creepily staring at this guy for so long and ignoring everything else that it took a pole to break you out of your dream world?

jaropkls 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:37

so this is all it takes to make the front page now? "I walked into a pole. FML" genius, oh my god, post of the year!!!!

RDMC20 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 18:51

haha #23 and #24....what i don't understand is how you fell on a floor walking down the street. What kind of swanky place do you live where they put flooring outdoors?

RDMC20 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 18:52

p.s. - STFU #1, noone cares about your eyedrops.

patray_angel 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 19:11

I can see myself doing the exact same thing. You get caught up in what you are doing and the fact that the guy is hot...... Could have been worse.......at least you were walking down the street instead of driving down it.

imnotlanderman 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 19:11

If he were a decent guy he'd come over and help you, using it as an opportunity to flirt as well as be polite. Then again, if he did that, he wouldn't be a mysterious asshole and you'd lose interest. So, lose-lose really.