Transportation: Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car...

By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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Same thing different taste

Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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By Soakedandbroke - 26/01/2016 17:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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Thanks!

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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You deserved it 1 575

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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By deadandwasted - 20/02/2010 08:20 - United States

Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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Thanks, lady!

By hopeless cluts - 29/01/2012 07:36 - Canada

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

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You deserved it 2 393

By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By likwidsol - 28/01/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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Sunshinify_fml 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:20

At least you didn't flick him off a second time...

moioi_fml 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:02

No, what was rude was the ******** who splashed him in the first place

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10thPrestige 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:16

Slush is actually a sexual code word.

10thPrestige 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:22

Slush is actually a sexual code word.

gendakia 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:24

So the morale is when your wet and dirty always go back for more?

annihil8or 15

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:27

Next do the same thing but hide a sledge hammer behind u :)

aashleeyy 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:30

hahaha awee that's terrible :(

nismo1992 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:42

lol

2010smhill2010 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:42

tomfeltonfan ur asshole for being a tom felton fan

2010smhill2010 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:44

tomfeltonfan ur asshole for being a fan of tom felton

2010smhill2010 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:48

tomfeltonfan ur asshole for being a fan of tom felton...

Mimiroxxi 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:49

140, that's because she wants too

2010smhill2010 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:53

tomfeltonfan- YOU make jews look bad and because your a tom felton fan

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Same thing different taste

Classic prank

Thanks!

Completely soaking

Thanks, lady!

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