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By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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You deserved it 38 460

By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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You deserved it 52 786

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 167

By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

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You deserved it 3 064

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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You deserved it 3 936

By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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You deserved it 26 854

By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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You deserved it 9 047

So cute

By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:19

Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:36

Boob punch.

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ifinishlast 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 14:04

donkey punch that bitch. then do like a Ken soyruken to her vag. then throw a cooked grenade at her like in COD4. then get a chainsaw and cut her arm off like in dead rising. then perform close quarters combat on her and slit her throat like in metal hear solid. then tea bag her dead body after you defuse the bomb like in counter strike

Dylan94_fml 8

Tuesday 16 March 2010 15:57

xbox/ps3 fag gamer.

sutianneli 13

Wednesday 4 April 2012 22:24

Oh look Chris brown decided to join FML.

tehman117 21

Monday 22 July 2013 15:13

I wonder why u don't have a girlfriend

Deltaforce1 9

Wednesday 30 April 2014 21:05

So basically copy every game ever yea good advice mate

BeeSkwaird 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 14:43

It took me forever to figure out what on earth you were trying to say, OP. So the girl really was your gf? Or just some girl who made you jealous...?? YDI for such poor wording.

dsrs3777 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:02

Uhm the wording was fine. you're just slow.

BeeSkwaird 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:19

Slow or not, anyone who studies language can objectively say the last sentence has misplaced modifiers and ambiguous pronouns. Whether or not that makes this FML "YDI-worthy" is subjective.

buckfasthero 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 3:54

Watch out!! Not-so-intuitive-grammar-Nazis operating on this site.

Littlerunner 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 6:09

Shut up you have no friends.

KelpGelp 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:59

No YDI for being such a dumbass. If you actually had some brain cells, it wouldn't be that hard to figure out what he's saying.

kiwi0805 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:05

it took me like 5 times to figure out what he was saying too. I agree there was a much better way he could have said that to get the point across. however, I think this situation is sad, so I don't think it's a YDI.

xxgrand 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:28

Give her the clap!

Mischief109 11

Saturday 9 June 2012 0:30

.. Which means he needs to have the clap to..

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:49

Correction - she "was" your girlfriend. You got pwned. Dump the broad. You might be tempted to reciprocate, but that could backfire (if people think you're doing it out of jealousy, etc., instead of just out of revenge).

Rota 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:02

Shoulda ran up to her, jumped into her arms, and broke her ******* nose.

ScaryPants3 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:27

I agree with that plan.

thefury 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:17

drop her like a bad habit

arizdegenerate 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:07

I am outta touch. I had to goto urban dictionary to find out what "Alabama hot pocket" and "California prairie dog " were. Even though I probably could have went the rest of my life without knowing what either of those were. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww