By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Is anyone else somewhat reminded of one part of Paramore's Misery Business video? Except that the girl/guy roles are switched?

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PoeticPixie 0

I call fake. No girl is going to be stupid enough to run up to a guy like that when her bf goes to the same school.

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BikeMass 0

I've seen it happen. People are generally stupid.

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Jakester 0

does anybody else see this ironic that PoeticPixie is ignorant of the very stupid people that have been running around for centuries?

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Dylan94_fml 8

@56 Stop trying to be all poetic and deep, your grammar skills are amazingly sh*t.

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michaelcarell 0

how do u know they weren't friendly kisses on the cheek and he was her bro or something

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Dylan94_fml 8

he would have obviously have said 'on the cheek' if they were on the cheek ! Siblings don't "smother" each other with kisses either unless you're into that type of thing ...

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JessiGoose 0

Why wouldn't you recognize your own girlfriend?

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mollytamale 1

Love the way this was worded. Oh and fyl + sympathy face :(

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israelnotjacob 20

Even though nobody else seems to think so, this one sounds fake to me. Even the girlfriend is a total idiot, she would have to be beyond retarded to do that knowing full-well he goes to the same school. Anyone with a functioning brain would know this would get back to him within five minutes, even if he wasn't there in the hallway.

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