Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car... - FML

By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 050

You deserved it 2 608

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 053

You deserved it 695

Skittish

By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 231

You deserved it 3 536

Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 240

You deserved it 307

AAA, hello?

By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 718

You deserved it 3 105

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 883

You deserved it 2 558

By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 560

You deserved it 64 571

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 311

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 631

You deserved it 19 528

By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 289

You deserved it 2 828

By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 563

You deserved it 4 243

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Top comments

JFAW 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 18:57

One of those days...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:00

Did you have a bottle of urine in your hand, by chance? Shame on you, trying to spray people in their cars. "Cleaning windows," riiiight!

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newbiehere99 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:26

*snorts* "Did I do that?"

Inheritance 10

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:28

I would've walked right up to her car and check myself out. Then proceed to smile at her and walk away.

newbiehere99 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:28

Nope nope nope nope nope, no good comment style.

frigginlicia 3

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:28

You sound African American.

gracehi 31

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:34

Your comment sounds like it will be modded.

frigginlicia 3

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:53

But i'm African American! I thought we were allowed to say that =(

olpally 32

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:54

Wow, this person just went full retard, never go full retard folks. *jeopardy music plays*

Enslaved 36

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:30

Were you wearing a hoodie? Those seems to still scary a lot of people, despite. . .

gracehi 31

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:32

Dammit, Enslaved! Why must you leave me in suspense???

Enslaved 36

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:39

I was talking about that teen that got shot in FL. ***oh, and it's a hoodie as in jacket not condom. ;) haha

Sir_Swaggington 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:06

Hoodies are awfully scary. OP was lucky to not be shot by some crazy fat dude.

Pandaman_92 10

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:38

Hey now. I believe Noor was just referencing a different FML as if it was the other side of the story. Maybe my sense of humor is out of style but I thought it was a humorous comment none the less.

MandiieePieee 1

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:40

She probably was already freaking herself out about something else and she was just on edge. Plus a lot of people get mugged this time of year, so maybe it had more to do with her than with you.

gracehi 31

Saturday 24 November 2012 23:36

Your money or your life! ... K, thanks! Merry Christmas!

Dcm210 19

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:51

Couldn't think of a clever comment.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 25 November 2012 15:02

Absolutely useless... Like mine...

traveler_ghost 12

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:53

you should have walked up to her car and ask for a ride

drewflav 17

Saturday 24 November 2012 20:04

Should've gone right up to her and waved with a funny grin on your face!

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