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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 475

Threatening

By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 076

You deserved it 2 705

Right in the kisser

By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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You deserved it 243

Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 327

You deserved it 27 432

By fthislyfe - 18/07/2011 07:09 - Netherlands

Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

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You deserved it 3 829

By asshalf15 - 25/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 504

You deserved it 4 415

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 054

You deserved it 695

Move!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 19:11 - Italy

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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You deserved it 6 575

By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 758

SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 120

tigerkyle92 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:08

Don’t worry, that happens more than you think.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:09

"my bad". I hate when people say that, such a poor, pathetic excuse for "I'm sorry"

Comments

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:16

A proper revenge plan for this occasion would be to lead him under a building, the run to the top of the building and unleash a runaway piano.

BloodyDraven 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:17

is this a cartoon???

shakeTHEworld 12

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:47

No, this is real life.

mejiiaa 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:17

LOL did you beat him up?

shortie916 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:30

LOL!!!!! Hehe Jk lame

ImInABox 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:21

Stop stealing identities, man!

Jojo08_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:53

you're stealing spongebobs identity though?(:

joshuaUNWRITTEN 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:24

Now You know, you have a Double wondering around

hiyourcute 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:47

"I believe we all have a twin in life. I think mine is lady gaga."

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:03

"Lady Gaga has revealed that she changed her hair colour to blonde so she wouldn't be confused with Amy Winehouse".

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:27

I would be so pissed off if someone did that to me.

Jdogrox 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:27

tht sucks

bonnie_vb8 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:56

nice profile picture

gorina 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:28

Why do the mods edit random things out? The original said he had a black eye or something like that.

MrXerxes5 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:36

beat the living shit outta them for being dumbasses

pieintheface 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:36

a kid slapped you 3 times and you fell over?

SirEBC 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:39

Thank you for that profound literary analysis.

Bobissmall 13

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:39

Is that bad? First off it says smack, not slap, and yes, i think if out of nowhere i was hit, I'd lose my balance. Is that ok?

itsmeyippie 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:17

and it was a few, that could even be 5 or 6

meggieh815 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:33

In their defense, a few is generally three.

thewife5 19

Thursday 16 June 2011 9:54

a few is 3 or greater

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:27

A few is 3-5 as 6 is half a dozen or several. :P

ndclover 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:40

would you rather have him kiss you instead like that one guy who mistook another dude for his girlfriend?

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Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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