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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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Threatening

By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

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Right in the kisser

By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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You deserved it 243

Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By fthislyfe - 18/07/2011 07:09 - Netherlands

Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

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You deserved it 3 829

By asshalf15 - 25/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

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You deserved it 4 415

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 695

Move!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 19:11 - Italy

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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You deserved it 6 575

By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 758

SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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tigerkyle92 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:08

Don’t worry, that happens more than you think.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:09

"my bad". I hate when people say that, such a poor, pathetic excuse for "I'm sorry"

Comments

MeaganJFD 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:22

I guess you need review mirrors :P

LizzJizz 16

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:25

Respect my authori-ty!!! Kick him in the nuts.

hatesboners 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:31

is your name by chance Joffrey Lannister, lol.

HU4L188 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:40

atleast u kno your not the person thT they are really trying to attack

letschat6 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:43

You deserved it for looking like the person he meant to hit.

darknova131 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:12

Ya.... Dude im really sorry that i did that :

cmv1386 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:13

you should of hit him back even harder! lol

BloodyDraven 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:15

dont worry, I've been there, not the one gettin hit, but I kicked someone hard enough to knock em to the floor, then noticed it was the wrong person

RuskiManBearPig 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:33

return to sender

Skatejock21 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:34

bahhahahahah now that is hilarious! All I can do right now is laugh!! Be sure to write that in your journal so your future kids can read it and get a good laugh, because I know I did. I've been there, in grade seven; 25 years ago. It sucks being a look alike sometimes, but you gotta learn to laugh at yourself and not take it personally. It always gave me a good story to tell, and still is, now you got one!