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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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Threatening

By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

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Right in the kisser

By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By fthislyfe - 18/07/2011 07:09 - Netherlands

Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

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By asshalf15 - 25/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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Move!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 19:11 - Italy

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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tigerkyle92 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:08

Don’t worry, that happens more than you think.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:09

"my bad". I hate when people say that, such a poor, pathetic excuse for "I'm sorry"

Comments

Scratt19 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:19

Thats sad ...but wats mor sad is that u did do anything about it lol

thrfunnyryguy 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:23

you should just **** him now

imnotcraZ 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:24

you've got one of those faces...I love it when mistaken identity happens. it's always so interesting and you just made the top ten next to Justin beiber being mistaken for a younger Olsen...

AnimalLover1031 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:25

He must of slapped you pretty damn hard for you to actually fall on the ground .

carnage1108 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:24

I don't even think it's humanly possible to slap that hard.

ninidunut 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:28

I know how you feel, someone tripped me once thinking I was someone else-.-

tayruru 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:30

Be a man about it!

MurphyS94 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:38

He came up from BEHIND you and smacked you? How does that work? Seems pretty ineffective if you really wanted to hurt someone...

devildante21 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:50

Tell me you punched him back...

onthetoilet 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:53

I'm pretty sure they got the right person

ndclover 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:06

I don't know why but I keep cracking up at "I rolled over" and imagine you rolling over. I could have sworn the original post said he smacked him 3 times, did they change it to a "few" times now?