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By Isabelle18 - 19/07/2009 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML

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By Ouchmybum - 03/11/2018 12:00

Today, whilst out on a walk with the dogs, I decided to explore a different part of the woods. Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my bum. Then another. And another. I realised it was wasps and ran. I've been stung 11 times and have to go back tomorrow for the coat I dropped. FML

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shananigans 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:04

You were angry because someone left a can of pop on the ground? Lol. FYL about the hornets though, that sucks.

akiro525 3

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:06

if you were angry because some one left something on the floor, would you not pick it up and throw it in the bin than kick it? which isn't solving anything. YDI.

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cutebebe778 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:56

I don't think I've ever seen an FML where the # of 'FYL' and 'YDI' votes are so close together. Hmm, I'm going with FYL.

aidan77777 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 22:59

Why did you not just run inside the nearest building??

Uvula 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:10

Fissionman1 Africanized bees usualy chase for a distance of 500 yards.

sooper 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:14

oh god, someone please illustrate this

11bellacasey 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:21

y wouldn't u pick it up if u were mad that someone littered instead of kicking it

sirjohnly 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:22

OP IS A RETARD!!!! Why did he say the can was full of hornets, and then say he was chased by wasps? WASPS AND HORNETS ARE DIFFERENT. OP FAILS FOR BEING STUPID

kellster 2

Monday 20 July 2009 2:29

You're the retard for not seeing that the OP is female. Read the small words, idiot.

Crazzi 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:43

there were SOOOO many posts about how hornets are a type of wasp, ya know.

rraaee 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:33

that really sucks. not as bad bit I left my pop can out when I was camping when I was a little kid. got back and took a drink of it. I had swallow a drown bee. and there were quite a few of it's friends still in the can.