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By Isabelle18 - 19/07/2009 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML

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shananigans 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:04

You were angry because someone left a can of pop on the ground? Lol. FYL about the hornets though, that sucks.

akiro525 3

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:06

if you were angry because some one left something on the floor, would you not pick it up and throw it in the bin than kick it? which isn't solving anything. YDI.

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cattoe7 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:36

i agree with everyone saying you should have picked it up.. kicking it isn't going to clean it up

nadromac 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:36

Since when do hornets or wasps (can't make up your mind?) follow someone a full 2km before giving up the chase? Last time I accidentally upset some hornets they stopped following me after a few meters. Oh well, you deserve it anyway.

LordOfTheHobos 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:37

YDI for measuring distance in kilometers.

iBimmer 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:39

Stole my line! Gotta find something else now.. hmmm.. YDI for being from Canada.

kaykay10xo 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:41

hahahaaa y would u kick the can? and y didnt u run in some other building? ohhh and couldnt you just pick it up and throw it away? Ydi

ChurchofFagenism 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:43

Ah, trolls.

davebrave 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:44

omg xD how many times did you get stung?

zed_eh 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:50

Okay: First, why would you kick a popcan instead of recycling it, if you were angry about someone littering? Second, hornets and wasps are two different things. Third, there wouldn't be a "huge swarm" because maybe only 4 or 5 could be in the can at once. Fourth, they wouldn't chase you for 2 kilometers. Maybe 200m? So I have to say you extremly exaggerated this story.... FAIL.

hsihP 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 21:08

Hornets are a type of wasp.

CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 20 July 2009 4:24

More than five hornets/wasps can fit into a soda can. = #51: They're called trolls for a reason...

Unlucky_Gun 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 3:36

Ok, for everyone including you whining about wasps and hornets being 2 different types of bees, who cares? You still get the point

iheartmyibbles 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 20:57

oouch!! that must of hurt!!

JP101 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 21:01

If you were angry that somebody left it, why would you have kicked it, instead of picking it up and throwing it away? You deserved it. I hope you got stung a bunch of times. Besides, I call a fake story. Pics or it didn't happen.