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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:21 - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

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You deserved it 72 257

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Same thing different taste

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 178

You deserved it 46 909

By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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You deserved it 3 280

Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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You deserved it 39 515

Headshot

By sorehead - 13/07/2011 16:02 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 406

You deserved it 102 732

Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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You deserved it 425

On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 898

You deserved it 188

By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 361

You deserved it 40 160

By clumsy - 04/01/2011 15:47

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 271

You deserved it 4 707

Victim blaming needs to die

By KitDi19 - 06/07/2021 18:01

Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 277

You deserved it 178

Better off

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 184

You deserved it 175

katamine 17

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:21

... well you did kind of deserve it xD but still, hardened stomach muscles are quite hard to resist.. mm....

Chantallika 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:32

I'm sure you'd feel the exact same way if your boyfriend did this with a woman. Men doing this is something every woman bitches about ENDLESSLY. Women seem to think there's a double standard where when a man does something it's "wrong" and when a woman does something it's "ok". Then women wonder why men don't respect or trust them. It's because they can't because of double-standards like that. Worse yet, you're from my neck of the woods.

Comments

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 2 September 2009 19:42

Your boyfriend dumped you for looking? Trust me, you're better off single.

MajinBuu609 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 19:55

thats what you get for looking at others while you're with your partner. that's kind of disrespectful if you think about it....

perryscherry 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 19:59

LMFAO

Eashag 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:06

Haha, I'm loving the women who are out there calling the guy an ass when girls freak when their guy looks at a hot woman. Atleast guys are direct about it, that guy dumped her because: 1. She was staring at another guy 2. She was clearly a brainless bimbo if she walked into a pole afterwards. Unlike women, who would be quiet about it then use it in an argument 3 years later.

C2Ultima 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:08

Pure fail

NaziZombie 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:12

haha, you like boy-oys!

LatinoHeat 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:29

YDI for lusting after Clay Aiken.

TysonFawlay 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:29

You did deserve it in a way, but you also have/had a REALLY pussy boyfriend hahahahahahaha. Tell him to grow a pair and go **** the abs guy. Seriously.

ohemgeeroxas 3

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:35

Kind of disrespectful to your boyfriend. . .sorry, EX.

gummibehrs 4

Wednesday 2 September 2009 20:35

What the hell? What a hypocrite! As if your boyfriend doesn't check out pretty women! If a hot girl walked past him wearing no shirt, would HE not walk into a pole? Tell him he's a hypocritical asshole and good riddance.