Miscellaneous: Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up...

By lights on forever - 02/08/2013 20:57 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

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JoeGrant 12

Saturday 3 August 2013 0:31

Hey anyone else would have freaked out, don't feel bad.

BillyJones 4

Saturday 3 August 2013 0:32

that's when you punch him in the face and say it was a life or death situation.

Comments

Kateyez_26 13

Saturday 3 August 2013 0:59

What a ******* weirdo

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 3 August 2013 1:01

Gotcha (;

doitlikeabrotha 10

Saturday 3 August 2013 1:01

This is why i hate children, and why they feature in horror movies so much

Tootsieroll0505 19

Saturday 3 August 2013 1:35

If you havent noticed, YOU were a child. This kid is just playing pranks.

Ghast1234 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 1:15

And where were his parents in this?

Tootsieroll0505 19

Saturday 3 August 2013 1:34

You should back in and threaten the kid about calling the police. The boy wouldn't know, he's a kid.

strike2867 13

Saturday 3 August 2013 2:12

Hysterical or maniacal?

burningpassion69 6

Saturday 3 August 2013 2:44

******* brilliant on the kids part

stitesy29 18

Saturday 3 August 2013 2:49

Someone gie this kid a medal

stitesy29 18

Saturday 3 August 2013 17:46

**** *give

browniey 11

Saturday 3 August 2013 2:56

These days kids have been watching too much R rated channels/movies...don't feel bad OP.

theworldisflat 8

Saturday 3 August 2013 3:08

Lmao I'm sorry but Comeon think about it that's hysterical cudos to the kid who had the balls to pull something like that off reading this made my day!